What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
11.06.2025 13:56
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
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Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
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In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.